Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dog Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but by invitation only.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he/she wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans by invitation only can sleep with the dog under the covers.

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Phillip said...

Man, these rules sound like my house!

I love your blog, Terry! Good luck with it... I expect it's gonna grow!

Marian Love Phillips said...

What a lucky dog! :)

Anonymous said...

This made me laugh. My Dad had a yellow lab who loved to sleep on the bed, but didn't know how to share. When I'd stay at my parents, I'd wake up in the morning crowded to the very edge of the mattress while the dog took up the rest of the bed.

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